Our body

I should be incharge said the blood.. Cause I circulate oxygen all over so without me u will all waste away..
I should be incharge said the stomach.. Cause I process food and give all of you energy..
I should be incharge said the legs... Cause I carry the body whereever it needs to go...
I should be incharge said the eyes.. Cause I allow the body to see where it goes..
I should be incharge said the rectum.. Cause im responsible for waste removal..
All the other body parts laughted at the rectum and insulted him. So, in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic..
They all decided the rectum should be the boss

Moral of the story? the asshole is always incharge

- Courtesy of Lavan's Mummy