Random Developments

Singapore’s national “Extreme Sports Facility” by Convic

2008-11-17T21:34:00.001-08:00

And finally!
Like boys we're excited.

Give Blood,
Skate n' die,
-Rajan

Every Tattoo artist did henna for starters.

2008-11-06T19:37:00.000-08:00

Checks outs mys arts.

Nots bads fors as firsts timers agains.

-Rajans

Razorblade xxx

2008-11-03T04:37:00.000-08:00

It is evident that you're alive and my guitar isn't.
So who wouldn't expect you to be more comforting than her?
All faith is lost in you.
Well atleast you thought me that there'll always be someone home,
For me to scream my brain into.
Through my fingers, my electricity.
And she'll hold me like you've never held before.

Today we read in the papers,
It's good to think about death,
Cause that's when you realise you have to tell ppl you love them,
Say you're sorry.
Say thank you.

Yet you don't.
And say i'm special.
Did i pave my soul for you to walk on?
I never dreamed that i'd love somebody like you.

Maybe, i'm right now.
Or wrong from them start.

You tell me.

-Rajan

ahhhhhhhh one more exam!!! sdgsdfgshdfhjdjdj

2008-11-01T20:13:00.000-07:00

• Anorgasmia: Refers to the inability to achieve orgasm despite adequate sexual arousal. It is more common in women (5%-10%) than men (<>

• Inhibited male orgasm: Refers to problems for men with ejaculation. This is a relatively rare condition.

• Premature ejaculation: Ejaculation that occurs well before the man and his partner wish it to. Prevalence estimates are as high as 38%, and is more common in young, sexually inexperienced men and usually declines with sexual experience and age

• Sexual pain disorder: Intercourse is associated with considerable pain, for which no organic cause can usually be found. Although sexual desire is present, and orgasm is attainable, pain is so severe that it disrupts intercourse.

DSM Criteria for Narcissistic personality disorder

has a grandiose sense of self-importance
is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love
believes that he or she is "special" and unique
requires excessive admiration
has a sense of entitlement
is interpersonally exploitative
lacks empathy
is often envious of others or believes others are envious of him or her
shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

guess who? muahahahahahhahahaahahahaha.. ANU SUGGESTED IT!! okok.. we're going crazy.. toodles noodles wasabified

depressed divi dino

Exam Count down

2008-10-20T15:54:00.000-07:00

So.. My first exam's in like 3 days? Some hard core studying should compensate for being an absolute bum during this whole sem.. but by the looks of it.. im going to be in Monash for a veryyy longgg time

A list of stuff we get up to, asides from all the hardcore studying:

1) I decided to be make a new friend via Monash Market Place under the wanted section (NO JOKE!) :

Eugene, Eugenia and Pareesa wanted in on some fun:

2) We decided to be creative and illustrate our own version of "what what in the butt" (refertocheesyyoutubevideobelow):

Being inspired by our first master piece, the abstract art continues, depiction of this art shall not be revealed to cater for the viewers below the age of 16:

3) We want it all, and we want it now
Number of seats available: 6
Number of occupants: 1

4) Number of hungry students: 2
Food to cater for: 5 students

5) High Arousal, Easy task (what better way to memorize stuff for exams than creating a jingle)

6) The Monash Market place excitement continues..

6) ANu gets in trouble...ooo...

7) Instead of attempting to find for a new parking spot (Like normal people do), we attempt to hide the evidence that we were parked here for 4 hours.. muahahahahaha

8) Stalking Ando (from heroes) look alikes:

My partner in crime, ur the best hun. :D DONT GET A BIG HEAD MORON! lol.. aw im kidding..

Doinky Divi

Facebook stalker! funnyy funny funnyyy

2008-10-19T22:23:00.001-07:00

WHAT! WHAT! IN MY BUTT!

2008-10-13T18:36:00.000-07:00

Dedicated to Yuvarajan Chandra:

Funny shit:

Beyonce's crazy song:

WHAT WHAT? IN THE BUTT:

Vanilla Sky's version of Umbrella:

KEN LEE:

Thanks to Eugene!

DIVI DYNO

BBBE (Borrow recipe, Buy ingredients, Bake and Eat!

2008-10-12T10:09:00.000-07:00

CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE CAKE
Appearance = -2.6
Taste = 8.5

1.PEANUT BUTTER COOKIE
2.CHOCOLATE CHIPPED COOKIE
3.OAT COOKIE WITH CHOCOLATE CHIPS
4.COOKIE MONSTER

Chef Maestro Mama Indiano,
Rrrrrajan.

We're Singapore!!

2008-10-06T22:12:00.000-07:00

1)Singapore day starts at 10.30am. Everyone lines up at 10am. And wait 2 hours to get in!

2) We paste bumper stickers on our backs

3) We'd wait 3 hours for free food!

4) If something is free - oh wait, i mean if ANYTHING is free - we'd know about it (6th sense i tell ya!)

5) And.. We post stupid stuff like this on Monash Marketplace

ive got extra liquid papers and pens to be sold in bulk at very cheap price pens in bulk - $3 liquid papers in bulk - $4
http://www.flickr.com/photos/30576078@N07/
Tue 23 Sep 2008 02:11pm
by Huey Lee

As once, 2 famous dumbo's (Sir Rajan Ramblesalot & Sir Ze Long Slutsawyer) said: "FRAE! FRAE! FRAE!"

Majulahhhh Singapuraaaaa

Divi Singapura

Rough day in paradise...

2008-10-06T22:01:00.000-07:00

I am soooooo damn bored at work.

Some guy drew a dragon on the table.

So i started drawin dragons.

Not bad for a beginner man.

- Rajan's Rockumentary

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

2008-10-01T09:15:00.000-07:00

My mum was clearin my room today and she found my Sec 2 book.
And scribbled on it was my attempt at become a song writer.

'Sex is a wonderful thing.
It never brings you down.
All you need is a wedding ring.
Doesn't matter if you're green or brown.'

Damn dumb, should have been, 'You dont need a wedding ring'.

But still damn dumb. Well atleast you killed 2 minutes reading this.

So that leaves you with 268352812639266382761252673 minutes..

GO ROCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

The Universe is a donut. And the moon's the hole.

And my name is Rajan...

The count down begins..

2008-09-27T06:48:00.000-07:00

10th October - Psychology Research Report
13th October - Communication Summary
15th October - Abnormal Essay
17th Oct - RDA task
23rd Oct - Astronomy Exam
24th Oct - Abnormal Exam
29th Oct - Communication Exam
3rd November - Stats Exam
21st Novemeber - Rajan Rocks Melbourne

Arghh! Cant wait!! 5 more weeks of hell! HIT FORWARD DAMNIT!

Dying Divi

Our body

2008-09-11T07:19:00.000-07:00

I should be incharge said the blood.. Cause I circulate oxygen all over so without me u will all waste away..
I should be incharge said the stomach.. Cause I process food and give all of you energy..
I should be incharge said the legs... Cause I carry the body whereever it needs to go...
I should be incharge said the eyes.. Cause I allow the body to see where it goes..
I should be incharge said the rectum.. Cause im responsible for waste removal..
All the other body parts laughted at the rectum and insulted him. So, in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic..
They all decided the rectum should be the boss

Moral of the story? the asshole is always incharge
- Courtesy of Lavan's Mummy

Dancing Midget

2008-09-11T00:03:00.000-07:00

Part 1:

The sequel:

Just Stand up

2008-09-07T04:14:00.000-07:00

What the world, needs now.. is.. hope?? .. nahh... just a good tune would do it:

Good ol' drunk Lily Allen; Aw Elton's a pain in the bum anywho

-Divya-

An awesome awesome dance..

2008-08-31T04:02:00.000-07:00

Federation Square 31st August 2008.. Merdeka

An awesome performance by some Dhool thingamajing..

Our miserable attempt:

Natural Selection

2008-08-27T06:54:00.000-07:00

A shot at the dark, I deem that the world was a little fanatical experiment.. Im certain that the big man up there, and his group of friends were bored one day, n made the universe to give some sort of thrill or productivity to their existence. So.. they started out with creating pretty stars, and the nebula’s; caused them to explode, make more stars, and planets.. each with different properties. Good fun.. but then again, though Neil Armstrong gets a kick outa watching rocks and meteoroids, and galaxies and what have you not, after a while, it does get a little dull. Randomly, the mighty dude up there picked one planet and functioned, THE SIMS MICROGALECTICA (EARTH EXPANSION). But kudos to the brain for making Earth absolutely perfect for catering life. What are the odds of having a planet with such perfect properties to cater life; a) We’ve got just the right amount of Oxygen. Any more, we’d ignite a spark with the flick of ze pinky (not in a good way). B) H2O! oh so glorious H20. Though he did cheat certain aspects, like allowing water to be the only liquid to float when frozen, when all other liquids sink when frozen! Well, he had to do that to prevent Tsunami bombardment! , c) Perfect temperature , d) good atmosphere, e) hill n mountains to prevent tornado bombardment… ;and the list goes on, but we’d stop there. SO its definitely not a mere coincidence that Earth was PERFECT for habitating our bumz. Yes yes, though Miller-Urey’s experiment did prove the possibility of life on other planets, which is probably just another expansion package, it still cant be luck! Moving on, so then we had dinosaurs, but what good were they? They’re the modern equivalent of sea monkeys! Fun for a good coupla days, but lets face it, u wanna flush them down the toilet bowl after a while. SO we’ve got the cretaceous-tertiary extinction event and the Permian-triassic extinction event. Both expansion packs he got bored of.. And his latest creation? Homo Sapiens! He did take sometime to get to us homo’s.. Having to trial and error with monkeys, and australopithecus and poor old Turkana boy, he finally did a decent job at getting to us. We started out pretty normal, adam and eve, eating, learning, mating.. But lets face it, after a while, sea monkeys get boring. Point of this lil trip down SIMS UNIVERSAL EXPANSION pack? Lets bore the crap outa the lil man up there, and be good model citizens just to give him a new expansion pack to work on.. UFOinvasion package or Venusmiraculouslycoolingdownto inhabitlifesowecantaketripsdowntoourfriendlyneighbour or perhaps newmysticcreature package?

Divi dino..

Skeptic

2008-08-22T05:36:00.000-07:00

My fav line “If we’re lucky we’ve got 80 years to live”.
80 years might seem bloody long, but when we’re dead, if there’s no heaven n hell, or rebirth or ghost or whatever not, 80 billion years of a dreamless sleep is bonkerz! Its so bizarre, in such a tinsy time on Earth, so much is done, learnt, experienced. The whole ‘god’ apparently gives a sense of direction to have some meaning in life? In the short span, we over spend analyzing, trying to earn money, trying to fit in instead of just living and experiencing and learning. We take things for granted, our family, friends, shopping, studying and look at them as a chore, asides from shopping. :D Most of us are born in this world with a decent life style. So we end up abusing it.
Nature vs Nuture. In childhood, life seemed so innocent, and the people around u, the things that happen, make u less n less naïve. Its bloodcurdling knowing that the path you take, the people u mix with, the environment u live in can determine whether ur the murderer or the murdered. Is the murderer guilty for just being and the wrong place at the wrong time in the wrong circumstances, since he/she was once a kid with the same naïve outlook on life;
It’s a long 80 years, and the older you are, the more you get why our folks call us a billion times from the bus stop to the MRT station 2 mins away. The world might be god’s greatest creation, but circumstances, environment and influence do create monsters out of us. It might sometimes be easier to be the murderer than the murdered, but its easier to shut the world off and live in a naïve world, taking what we have for granted..

Misanthropist Divanthropist

The kitchen is a evil place

2008-07-18T00:01:00.000-07:00

Firstly, wow my hubby is soo talented! Lol.. cause he’s a ‘ho slaaa’ hahaha..
And Secondly, this post goes out to Pauline, Chitra and Ambika. I am pleased to informed you, your bestfriend in Australia, almost DIED, AND it is solely because of the 3 of you. After your constant scrutinies about me not being a good Indian girl and not being able to make anything asides from instant noodles and cornflakes, I decided to change. The outcome is as follows:

1) Firstly, Pauline taught me a simple cabbage paratal thingy, which turned out to be pretty decent.. Decent meaning tastednothinglikewhatiswasmeanttotastelikebutwouldnotgiveyoudiarrhea. Thus I decided to be more venturous since my first attempt was not overly revolting.

2) Watched how to make eggplant curry and eggcurry videos from http://www.showmethecurry.com/ TRICE!
3) Went to purchase all sorts of curry ingredients from the overpriced curry shop beside my house.
4) Started with the eggplant.. Accidently poured a whole can of tomato dices instead of half a can.. End result:
Looks: 7.5/10
Taste: 3/10

5) And then I proceeded to the eggcurry. Followed ALL the instructions in the video promptly. (made a tiny bit cause the eggplant curry wasnt that great)
End Result:
Looks: 5.5/10
Taste: 3.5/10

6) The last bit of the egg curry was to chuck in the eggs. And this is when my near death experience occurred. After I microwaved the eggs, I proceeded to peel them, WHEN THE F*ING THING EXPLODED IN MY FACE! That’s right! IN MY FACE! Thank god it wasn’t too hot so it didn’t burn my face. But I did burn my wrist pretty badly. To save myself from further humiliation, I DID NOT take a picture of my face and the entire kitchen covered in egg. I am however, attempting to score some sympathy votes by putting up a pic of my poor bruised wrist.
End Result:
Looks: 2/10
Taste: 3/10

My poor bruised wrist:

7) So.. i went back to basics..

Moral of this entry, I vow never to cook Indian food without parental supervision from henceforth.
Oh and RAjan, I put the camera to good use :D Took a coupla shots here n there.. Check it outtt..
Glenferrie station:

Glenferrie station:

My room:

Aite im out to heal my poor wrist!
ps: CHITRA, PAULINE & AMBIKA, THE 3 OF YOU SUCK!

Loveeee divi.. :D

Booyakasha!

2008-07-17T11:02:00.000-07:00

SEXIST!!!

Oh, and keep up the good work.

You're adapting well to the not so Singaporean life.

And i went bowling with your husband.

Figured you missed him.

So celebrate his victory!

-Hi i'm Yuvarajan S/O Chandra

funny little men

2008-07-17T08:09:00.000-07:00

Hey lil bro,

Ok, this nerd business is not that bad.. In a week, ive managed to clean my room, organize my books, cook a gross cabbage paratal thingamajing, wrote out a grocery list, bought half of my sch books, look up universities which offer honours within my intellectual ability (which is pretty darn low may i add) anddd ive watched 3 online curry cookin shows and am gonna attempt makin eggplant curry tomorrow! ALSO, i started reading and found a little book deepthi bought me last year by Allan & Bambara tittled 'men dont have a clue'. lol

aite these cracked me up..

1) Men dont get lost, they discover alternate destinations
2) Why dont men fake orgasm?
Ans: Because no man would pull faces like that on purpose!
3)Having a sense of humour as a woman doesnt mean you tell jokes. It means you laugh at his jokes!
4)Moses wandered in the desert for 40 years. He would'nt ask for directions either.
5)Most men only have a shopping attention span of about 30 minutes. If you take him shopping do it near a large hardware store so that he can road-test the latest double electric reverse router saw which would let him drill perfectly round tiny holes upside down in a plaster ceiling without a ladder (should the need arise)
6)In public rest-rooms men always look silently directly in front and never talk to strangers. Men's motto is 'death before eye contact'
7) If washing machines came with a remote control men would prolly consider doin laundry! (hey i would too! lol)
8) since roman times, the size of a man's nose has also been equated to the size of his penis but there is no research to substantiate this myth, much to Pinocchio's disappointment.
9) Why does it take 4 million male sperms to find and fertilise an egg?
ans: Now one wants to ask for directions (hahahahaha! pissa!)
10) the only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys
11) Why do men give their penis a name?
Ans: Because they dont want a complete stranger making their major decisions (And thats why we call skantha, 'pathish!', lol)
12) What can you say to a man who's just had sex?
Ans: Anything you like, he's asleep
13) what can you tell from a well-dressed man?
ans: His partner is good at picking out his clothes (you need a girlfriend rajan! hahahahahaha! kiddin kiddin)
14) To many women, it seems as if men are hardwired to buy ugly clothes for themselves and this is not far from the truth. For at least a hundred thousand years, women dressed to attract men while men have dressed to frighten away their enemies. Men would paint their faces, put bones through their noses, wear a buffalo on their head and have a rock connected to the end of their penis. So dont expect him to be able to coordinate his own clothing.
15) A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worried about the future until he gets a wife (this is for you chitu! lol)
16) it is important for a woman to understand that if she continually mothers a man, he will see her as a mother figure and respond by yelling, throwin tantrums and running away
17) men miss the finer details. A man will know every good joke his friend has told him but not be aware that his friend has split up from his wife
18) How many divya's does it take to change a light bulb?
ans: one
She just holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her. hahahaha. oh and switch divya with mother-in-law. lol
19) If you are lost, while driving, a quick, safe emergency strategy is to tell him you urgently need to go to the toilet which will force him to stop, and preferably at a service station. While you're in the toilet, he'll have time to pretend he's buying something and to ask for directions.
20) If you insist on taking a man shopping, always ask him what he'd like to eat , give him lots of positive strokes and buy him a special treat such as chocolate. SHopping is not hardwired into the male brain, so incentives are needed (Rajan, if i ever end up with a guy who loves to shop, please suggests this to him. thanks)

wow that was long.. now i know how chain emails start. bored students, with brilliant typing skills, and a book! NICE!

geeky divi..

lame

2008-07-15T02:41:00.000-07:00

Did i tell you we went to the zoo?
It's wierd that none of the pics have animals in it. ha.

-Rajan

To de Monkeyz in Singapore

2008-07-12T06:05:00.000-07:00

Hey Retards,
Just wanted to say, i had such an amazing time when i was back home. SOrry that i couldnt spend much time with everyone cause LAvan n Dheepz were around. Just wanted to thank Jan n Ze Long for helping me take care of them and taking them around! Even though Ze Long is the most annoyingestest person ive ever met you're pretty cool. hahahaha! Rajan Dheepan is turning gay for you, so if you start gettin weird prank calls and moaning noises, just ask Dheepan to go to bed!
CHitu, thanks for everything, for the cookies, and making me feel better bout the whole CH face thingy. lol I swear i dont know what id do without you! I pray things get better for you, and if we both end up alone i promise id make it fun! We'd hire a new biatch every night ;) lol
Bikz, Paulz and Kalai, i had so much fun with the bunch of you and i swear its so hard that you guys aint here! It really is! In Singapore i get so annoyed cause i get so many calls when im sleeping! But now i actually miss it!
ANd to all the other monkeyz! Love ya retards and id buy banana's the next time im back!!
Rajan!! WHY ARENT U REPLYING TO MY SMS!!! and i love you the most! lol

Oh yeah, n the stupid interview was a flop cause i could not shut my big mouth. I kept cracking jokes! Argh. But met some pretty nice peepz so alls good.. ANd i think the whole suit get up was hot.. awright!!!!!!!!! ok im out! keep in touch retards! love ya heapz!

Emo Divi

Ive got a smile on the face

2008-06-24T10:50:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbUcfL9BQhk&feature=related

Experience is what you get when you dont get what you wanted

2008-06-22T09:14:00.000-07:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ji5_MqicxSo

Divi Dinosaur

woot woot

2008-06-22T04:18:00.000-07:00

Stupid Rajan n Chitu are both out and made me hang up! Hate you both. But thats ok! cos id be home on wed to give u both a kick and a hug and a great big tug! woot woot! and 4 days to P-A-R-T-WHYYYY!! cos im old.. yayyyyyyy!!! crap, ive got an exam on tues..

Updates

1) canberra was awesomo!!!
The funniest shit happened. We wanted to cook Peach stir fry. So we went to Coles looking fer dried peaches and other stuff. We finally found it. Came back to deepthi's. And her housemate was like, 'so what are you guys cookin?' And we're like.. oo.. peach stir fry.. and she's like then why did u buy pears? Doh!

Question: How many girls does it take to get pears instead of peaches?

Answer: 3

Aw.. and we went on this free fall thingy. Where u free fell fer a good 2 secs before u hit the slides? was super cool! deepthi went all the way up, AND CHICKENED OUT! so yea. i guess that was de highlights of the trip.

2) Exams were pretty decent. Ive got one more on tues, which i CANT BE STUFFED studyin fer

3) Interview fer internship went prettyyy decently. If all goes well, id be leavin on the 10th from singapore fer the second interview. If not 14th??

4) Super dupa excited for Dheepan n Lavz to be in Singapore

5) Cant wait fer me chalet.. Cos chalets are fun.. Goooodd stuff..

Any one of u back yet? I really cant be stuffed studying

divi

OUCH!

2008-06-18T02:24:00.000-07:00

Ride like lightning, Crash like thunder.

Now my arm damn pain.

But still went fishing.

I'd like to apologise to all those who are worried about me.

It's not very nice to go fishing with so many ppl worrying about my injuries.

But lying on my bed/couch everyday is just too boring.

And i got 2 biggies. Real good fight man.

Made my day! :D

I looked real bad after 4 days of resting.

-Rajan

I DON'T THINK SO!

2008-06-07T09:07:00.000-07:00

YOU THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE

I DON'T THINK SO!

YOU'RE TELLING ME TO BE NICE

I DON'T THINK SO!

YOU WANNA GET INTO MY PANTS

I DON'T THINK SO!

sorry.,. exam stress

doinky divi

Kudos to the norm!

2008-06-02T19:10:00.000-07:00

Sheela raj has an obsession with blogs. She reads the good, the bad, and the nasty shit. I don’t really have the patience for both the good and the bad blogs.. But I have browsed through some angry, sadistic bloggers.. Funny shit.. Good entertainment.. Why in god’s name do people even blog? Ok, in my defence, I blog, to blast out all the dumb shit to get a good laugh… And the occasional (ok more than occasional) whinge bout how shit my good life is.. And then there are those philosophical blogs, the omg, this happened, n yeah. Fuck this and fuck that and fuck the world? That kinda crap. And we have sheela’ blog, which is also absolute crap… kidding kidding. I do like ur Cbox (that’s cause I abuse the crap outa it. Xoxo exbettina).. ok sheela’s is decent, surekha has some insightful stuff. (sheela still smells though). And then we have shit stuff like Kalai’s friend (who shall not be named), who seems to have such strong opinions bout everything with terrible English. (opps.. sorry but its true kolai).. and kalai’s blog (who not many people know about, except me.. muahahahahaa), which I like cause its simple and not full of crap. But the bottom line is, whyyyyy are we sooo damnn bored to be bloggin! I swear, first it was journals, wit the dear diary, the weather’s jus tidy rubbish.. and then now we’ve got blogs.. and there’s the MTV’s online blogs.. What happened to the good ol’ days were we sit at each other’s houses, blast some crappy music, paint our nails and jus bitch? Downnn theee longkanggg.. And those who actually read this crap, so sorry.. I’m ashamed to say im a blogger.. If I do end up graduating as a Psychologist at the end of this year, id give you a discount for having to read this dumb entry all the way till the end. Good waste of 3 mins..

Ashamed Blogger Divya PpRamz!

Thanks vini for the ups and downs and rounds and rounds.. love u =)

SATC

2008-05-29T01:57:00.000-07:00

sex and the city's coming out tomorrow!! and ive got exams! bugger!

watch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KA2B5X0LhMY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVnRzEjpUmE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWNoiVrJDsE (Didnt think it was that great, but thats cos babies dont tickle my fancy)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sNPwOEPlFw (now these kids are good!)

Added one more.. seeing sound. good stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wio728lLOh0

Divz

save tonight

2008-05-20T01:46:00.000-07:00

firstly Divya, take that 'dyin' away from your name. And then dont worry so much about your exams. They're not gonna be a problem. I'm sure you'll do well. And run down the rainbow to singapore. Straight to the bungalow lit by the rays of the sun. And yes you'll enjoy it. Without guilt from the exams. We'll dance to Hakuna Matata with orchids on our heads(yeah lets go ahead with Luau). Nobody's gonna sleep. Time's runnin so fast. And we'll be celebratin our kid's 21st. And we'll be knock knock knockin on heaven's door. So dont get tangled up with all the shitty stuff in life. It's a few more weeks to your big day. We'll be lookin forward to it. It's gonna be an explosion. For now jst keep flippin those pages k. Nail the papers and fly here and catch the bus to india! or wherever. Love ya! and stop sleepin so late!

LETS ROCK AS JELLYBEANS AT NEVERLAND!

Where Oh Where can My Babyyyy Beeee

2008-05-18T11:32:00.000-07:00

Its 4am, i wrote that crappy list. And i still cant sleep. So im gonna absolutely abuse this media space, by putting in my 4 cents of rubbish.

Ahh. Ive got an idea, you wanted the music yea? ok.. lets see.. Download:

Adam Sandler: I wanna grow old with you
Captain and Tenille: Love will keep us together
Ginuwine: Pony
Jason Schwartzman: The West Coast
The Proclaimers: I'm gonna be (why not?, its a fun song)
Ryan Leslie ft Fabolous: Used to Be
The Shins: New Slang
Travis: My eyes
Wheatus: Teenage Dirtbag (yay!!)
Elvis Costello: She
Elvis Costello: Watching the Detectives (hehe)
Kingston Trio: Tom Dooley (aww.. my dad used to sing it to me when i was young!)
The presents - Are you the one?
Hank WIlliams: You are my sunshine! (another lullabye! aw man!)

Ok, for now.. give me ur listtttttttt

Dying Divi

the count down begins!!

2008-05-18T11:08:00.000-07:00

Today's Date: 19th May 2008

21th May - Psychology Lab Report on Personality Due
22th May - Maths Assignment Due
23th May- Youth Media Unit Journal Due
25th May - Maths Quiz
5th June - Perception & Personality Exam
6th June - Youth Media Exam
10th June - Psychological Ethics Exam
13 June - Maths Exam
14th June - Flying to Canberra
17th June - Flying back from Canberra
24th June - Electronic Media Exam
24th June - Attempting to pimp it out yin the bar vith mocktails!
24th June - Dheepan & Lavan landing in Singapore
25th June - Parasuraman Sister's landing in Singapore
26th June - Im getting old, and attempt to kill myself, by eatin too many lamb chops
26th June - BBQ
27th June - Attempting to run away from me 21st, and find a cosy place to sleepp..

Moral of this entry? - I think i need to hire a secretary. Rajan? What say you? $0.50 cents a day good for you?

But seriously, jan, i have a bloody bad feeling, me and anu are gonna be sleeping during the chalet...
Oh, and anyone have any comments on having one of the following 3 as a theme for my loser chalet? :

1) Sleep (Seriously)
2) Luau
3) Fiesta

I cant decide. Someone else do. Rajan, our last entry said 3 mths more, now! its comin soon.. and im lazy.... cant we just sleep? :(

Dying Divi..
(Considering to permanently change my name to dying divi?)

make love not war

2008-05-08T07:41:00.000-07:00

You ain't a hellrider without a ride.

2008-04-29T07:06:00.000-07:00

Almost 50 bikes on a road trip to Desaru Malaysia. One hell of a ride. Enough talk. Pics!

On 2nd Link before the butt splittin' ride.

On the 2nd Link. Again.

The TW riders. (incase you didn't know, TW200's my bike)

Her family and friends.

So many rides.

So many riders.

All on the journey to freedom.

-Peace

dying

2008-04-27T06:10:00.000-07:00

oh no!! exams are in 5 weeks!! :'(

im screwed..

dying divi

Flirt with them chinese boys!

2008-04-22T01:04:00.000-07:00

Divya! Go play the Oriental flirtin' game by the side.. i like the background music.. haha.. it's in chinese but it's simple..

1.Click button on left.
2.Choose your level and click the only button available. (1-5)
3.Start playing!

How to play:
Make the guys fall in love with u by clicking & holding onto them.
Sometimes you'll have other bitches tryin to steal your chinese man.
When that happens, click as fast as possible to win the battle.
Collect the hearts and get Beauty Time! (you'll become prettier!)
There's a time limit so be fast! (That green swirly thing at the top)
It's quite a lame game, but i like the background music.
Okay Bye!

spin me round

2008-04-19T21:01:00.000-07:00

Oooohh... happy birthday anuradha parasuraman.. next is divya parasuraman's.. what am i gonna do.. your head starts spinning at the speed of sound everytime someone close to you turns a year older... doesn't it divya?

The witches Unite - ANu's 22nd birthday

2008-04-19T20:28:00.000-07:00

Tarrot reading - Flow

Dancing the night away

In the witches hut

A bita Sushie

At marakesh

way too many corona's for way too little people.. lol

Spinning the wheel

The witches

Orange

Happy Birthday ANu =)

i dont know what to say

2008-04-15T21:40:00.000-07:00

I dont know what to write. You livin the high life. I'm livin the bored life. But life goes on.. So yeah. AND YOU HAVEN'T REPLIED TO MY MSG!!!! QUICK! Before it's overrrrrrr....

i am sorry Divya...

2008-04-13T08:35:00.000-07:00

Ooops.. Sorry Divya Parasuraman.. Was on my quest to land that dream fish of mine.. but no luck today.. :( but my buddy managed to get a small one.. anyways... show you some pics k!

Andy said smile and i smiled.

Rajan said one more rod so i cast one more.

Mommy said COME HOME NOW and i said no plssss

Mr Fishwithbigblackmole said hi and and said DIE!

OKAY BYE!

Rocumentary turns 21!

2008-04-09T20:12:00.000-07:00

The list..

2008-04-08T07:08:00.000-07:00

Omg im addicted to South Park!! I love parody, which craps on about political issues so awesomely!! lol! Was just pondering on why we do the things we do. Learn, study, work, go out partying, having a family then repeating what our parents did. I know it seems quite sadistic, but at the end of the day, no ones even sure if there’s going to be heaven or hell? For all we know, when we die, we just stop breathing thinking and that’s it. Its over. But so if in the end of the day it all doesn’t matter, why do we put ourselves through so much? As in, since one day its all going to end, shouldn't we practice egalitarianism and just enjoy life to its fullest? You would think yea?

But, the way things are moving so fast, its quite scary whats going to become of the future. I reckon Singapore is going to be how Melbourne is in a coupla years. In my com class, the topic on why teenagers are growing up so fast was addressed. And I realised, when I was 16, the only thing I could be bothered about was not being able to hand in my homework on time, but then I came to Aus, and suddenly your ‘worry’ list extended by a mile. And we were asked if we would let our younger siblings, watch stuff like south park, and saw, and american pie? Most would think yeah why not?

But man I really feel that since I was not even introduced to such content when I was 16, I actually had a bloody awesome childhood! Can you remember Rajan, I think Bowen was bloody damn amazing. Just running about, playing catching, and getting in trouble for dyed hair! Now when you look at primary school kids, the media they’re exposed to is bloody shocking. So if Singapore is slowly heading towards a more open concept of individuality, its going to be bloody shocking to see where kids in Aus are headed towards.. And of cause singapore is bound to follow.. oooo.. trouble brewing..

divii

Hmmmm.... Veli hard ah

2008-04-07T06:50:00.000-07:00

This my favourite???

People: Chandra's, Parasuraman1, Parasuraman2, V.....?

Brands: Neotrogena, Loreal, Nivea, BodyShop?

Clothes Brands: Globe, Vans, stuff frm Image2001.

Bands(at the moment): H.I.M, Avenged Sevenfold, Children of Bodom.

Achilles Heal: MUSIC, Soccer, Fishing, Family n' Friends.

Subjects: Soldiering now. Music in a year's time! :D

Life: MUSIC, soccer, fishing!

Divi's Favourites

2008-04-07T05:34:00.001-07:00

People:
PP Raman, Puspu, Anuz, Rajan, Chitu, Fatty

Product Brands:
Jurlique, Crabtree & Evelyn, Body Shop, Kerastese & Mac

Clothes Brands:
Cotton-On, Forever New, Portmans

Bands:
Blink 182, Arctic Monkeys, Lifehouse, MCR, Simple plan, THe used, The temptations, UB40

Achilles Heal:
Choc, Music, Family, Internet

SUbjects:
Math, Astronomy, Psych

Life:
Spring, babies, Fun, good stuff! :)

Fashion is what you buy; Style is what you have ; )

2008-04-06T01:21:00.001-07:00

There's only one thing in this world i care about; ME - My Enjoyment!

Anu Parasuraman, Kuku for coco pops!

Don't look for Mr.right, look for mr.right now

-divi-

Hello there, the angel from my nightmare..

2008-04-06T00:19:00.000-07:00

awwwww.. divya you almost made me cry.. almost..

but you should know by now

that you dont have to.. you really don't..

You don't have to waste your time on me..

You're already the voice inside my head..

Miss you

Missyou

-Rajan

Loserville

2008-04-05T17:34:00.000-07:00

I dedicate to you jannnn

I'm glad there's you to smile at me

And brighten up my day,

To share my thoughts & understand

The things I do and say.

I'm glad there's you to be with,

And I think it's time you knew,

Just how happy you have made me,

And how glad I am there's you!

Adapted from: http://www.sheelaissuchabloodyloser.com/

lol

Lets go fishin'

2008-04-03T08:54:00.000-07:00

Divya check out the catch! It's Jaws Part 2 student meal and look at the size of that barracuda!

Those are my sandals below the cuda's belly! Sise 10!

Oooooooh...

-Rajan

yinteresting..

2008-03-31T03:17:00.000-07:00

Something just occurred to me today when I was doing my youth media essay. Ok let me get this straight, we study, to get a good job, we get a job to get money and then when we grow old, we use all our money to pay for our kids education, so that our children can get good job and thus get money, so that their kids can have a good education and.. the cycle goes on.. Does anyone else find this asinine?

divi

2008-03-30T08:30:00.000-07:00

Me very sorry second half.
Was very tired after the chalet, my eyes shut up on me. :(
You're probably doing your assignments.
Do em quick and nudge me k!
Bye bye now!

People

2008-03-26T04:08:00.000-07:00

Recalcitrant dush!

2008-03-26T03:35:00.000-07:00

Bored me:
Dum Dum Dee Dee Da Dee Dum Dum Dee.. Dum Dum Dee Dee Da Dee _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T

Bad threat:
If i could be a food, id be curry cos id give u the shits!

Funny Pick Up line:
If you're a walking time bomb, id be your own bomb squad

Sister Smells:
What's the plural of Anu?

Bestie's gone Mesty:
Rrrrrrrusty!

Chitu's dilemma:
Balls & Bats? Assignment stacks

Kolai's speciality:
Double L (L _ M E & L _ S _ R) :D

Smelly Saran's knowledge:
Achilles Heel

Mummy's current job:
Nepotism lol

Hairy Hurry:
Coitus

Unit 114, 113-119 Waverley Road; Malvern East
Messy and a tinsy bit crowded

Yucky Yembikz:
Getting yold!

Me?
Dum Dum Dee Dee Da Dee Dum Dum Dee.. Dum Dum Dee Dee Da Dee _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T

Dying Diviii ----

-D21

2008-03-26T00:29:00.000-07:00

Gentlemen start your engines..
Miss Divya Parasuraman's birthday is exactly 3 months away from today..
Go get your mane trimmed,
Your fingernails cut,
And your wardrobe updated.
CAUSE IT'S TIME TO party..,,,,,,,,,,,

--Rrrrrrajan

2008-03-25T06:44:00.000-07:00

I just stopped playing soccer..
I am wet with sweat..
I look shiny, abit sexy..
I am waiting for Divya to reply me on msn..
I have running nose and it's irritating..
I have a problem..
I don't know what i am going to do for Divya's birdday
I have to do something nice for her..
I have to do it cause Divya is a very nice girl..
I have a plan..
I will not tell Divya cause it must be a surprise..
I think it's abit irritating to keep starting every sentence with an 'I'..
I don't know what else to write..
I think that Divya should stop caring abt mean ppl like the one who should not be named..
I think that the one who should not be named will stop it someday..
I also think that what Divya did to the blog is very nice..
I give her 26 purple stars for her good work..
I don't know what to say already..
I can't wait for Divya's SUPER SWEET 21!
I will wait quietly till then..
I am Rajan..
I say bye bye now!

wat i want for my birthday

2008-03-24T23:20:00.000-07:00

lol this is so lame. but im bored and mummy's gone to the shops to buy me watermelon. so here goes
(Btw, this list is only meant for rajan, anu and sheela (ESP ANU )
1) Rajan to come to Melb
2) Dheepan & LAvan & Wanker to come to Singapore
3) A new bag (Anu better get me a better one than the one she got me last year!)
4) A holiday :D
5) A car (Pushing my luck yet?)
6) A day in the spa
7) A hot sexy lova (Not paid for! hahaha)
8) erm.. hmmm.. Jurlique/cotton-on/myer vouchers?
9) ermm.. jesus.. u would think a want list would be easy.. oooo i knoww.. a doggyyyy
10) a cat
11) 5 fishes
12) a rabbit
13) a horse
14) dolphine
15) chitra to come to melb
16) just heaps and heaps of vouchers cos everyone else but me has bad taste in clothes, books, perfume and everything else. and i would return all their presents for store credit anywayz! hahahahahaha
17) erm.. i want my camera to be magically fixed
18) i want.. a new lap top (HAPPY STUPID FATTY KAREN!)
19) i want.. a ... hmm.. rajan to.. teach me how to play more songs on the guitar
20) i erm. want.. erm.. hmm. a.. erm.. hmm.. i dunno.. erm.. now u know how hard it was for me to get 21! u suck. i hate u. oo! i want that pretty carrie bradshaw jacket from forever new.. (sheelaaaaa! hahahaaha)
21) erm. i want more vouchers

ok done. so thats my 21. have fun sellin ur house, parents, brothers, computer, and ur body to get me my 21 presents. hahahhahahahaha.. but jus save ur money n come here pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.. u promisedddd!!

oh yea. dont get me a white gold bracelet with diamonds COS DHEEPAN IS GETTING THAT! hahahahahahaha

LOVEEEE DIVIIIIII lol

Rotting Rubbish!

2008-03-24T18:32:00.000-07:00

I've got a perfect family, fantastic friends, a really pampered life (which shows on the scales lol). Compared to what i could have gotten, i reckon im pretty darn lucky. Not more i could ask for. But once in a while, annoying creatures piss all ova my gay gay mood. Gosh jan, im actually frustrated with that whole thing! Arghhh!! ok im jus talkin rubbish. lol. im jus irritated. anywayz, i was supposed to get my phone line today, but the bloody phone company's coming on friday instead, and they put me on hold for almost an hr! so basically the call cost a month's phone bill. Gosh i swear, Australia is bloody useless. Its a good thing singapore is so tiny, everything is so convinient. Damn. Or maybe it jus feels that way cos my parents do everything for me. lol. anywayz, so i cant call u till friday :( i miss u and chitz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but mummy's here. so its been pretty good. had thosai for breakkie! :D ok this is so random. am bored.update soon.miss u.bye bye

divz

Good Morning Little School Girl

2008-03-17T21:09:00.000-07:00

What's the world turning into..
Your son's and grandson's are gonna face the responsibilities,
Of your actions today.
And you still say this little piece of plastic isn't gonna kill Earth?

Why do we have to be their slave?
Lets reject urbanization and return to nature..
Nature Boy..
And create a free city...
Provide free food, give away money,
And organize free music concerts.

The code to do your own thing,
Wherever you have to do it and whenever you want.
Drop out.
Leave society as you have known it.
Leave it utterly.
Blow the mind of every straight person you can reach.
Turn them on, if not to drugs, then to beauty, love, honesty, fun.

And let A Thousand Parks Bloom.

Free yourselves from societal restrictions,
Choose your own way and find new meaning in life.
Respect for individual rights,
Are be more than willing to question authority.

And they'll think it's wierd,
Middle class..
Why do we have to pay so much to travel?
What has the company given back,
Back to it's commuters after so long?
Why can't we hitchhike?
Why can't we be economical?
Be environmentally friendly,
Lets hitchhike our way to india,
Along the way we'll meet new people.

I'd love to change the world - Ten Years After

-Rajan

Raging Duplicity

2008-03-09T06:54:00.000-07:00

Fitting whatever pattern you think you were meant to fit.

Too afraid to let anybody discover who you truly are - inside;

Because the true you might not fit that pattern

You think you know, do you really.

Everytime grasped, it feels slippery.

In a week? What's a lifetime comapred.

Its never going to be me.

Its on the tv, friends, generally people.

Its never going to be me?

-divz-

Toy Soldiers

2008-03-05T04:19:00.000-08:00

Documentary's Uniform days are over.. But mine's still nailed to me.. for another 4 months it'll be... and after which only I know what'll happen... This is abit gay.. posting my stuff online for ppl to read.. I'd rather have a password, and only the ppl with the magic words can read shit i'm typing.. But Rockumentary knows only Documentary's gonna read this story.. So i don't really care.. Cause i am bored protecting the nation.. It's not the country that we hate.. It's the system.. And being a boy/man means you'll be it's slave for 2 years... So go a for sex change people.. Girls/Women will smell the mud males crawl through and the male species will save 730 days of it's life... which eventually only makes up maybe 0.02666667% of my life if i don't die for another 54 years.. but that little number seems so big when you're in the middle of it... damn i am bored...

Rocky Dreamz

2008-03-05T00:42:00.000-08:00

During our uniform days, i remember watching bollywood films and heapz of drew berrymore movies and had a rough idea of how i wanted my life to be. I had a blase attitude about the world and was pre-occupied in my happy little life with the road all set. I was well warned about the days ahead.

It has been 5 years since i wore an uniform, and everyone was indeed right. Who i am now showed no resemblance to the skinny girl with the grey uniform.

I actually blame it all on bollywood movies. It portrays life to be this perfect little present wrapped in a big red ribbon. Bull bloody shit. As you grow older, you realise, that it's no longer about the destiny, its about the moment. Life's always going to be shit, my life is always going to look better than yours and your life is always going to look better than mine. I guess it all comes down to priorities

1) Decent Education
2) Decent appearance
3) Good family and friends
4) Heaps of money

So it sorta becomes like a game, a routine. To achieve those goals, whilst at the same time you dont get lost in it, and not being able to sit back, and reflect. All we do is rush. Rush to clean the house, rush to do laundry, rush to get drunk, rush to finish assignments, rush to get to work, rush to get a certain tittle to our name before a certain age. ITs weird, if we're lucky, we get 80 years. And yet we choose to rush in order to rush somemore?

Well anywayz, there's wasnt a point to this entry, just trying to reflect..

-Documentary-

First First Post

2007-09-01T07:39:00.000-07:00

This is the blog of all blogs that rocks my socks in the box with clocks on the fox that's fighting the ox that shocks jock's frocks drinking whisky on the rocks in the safety deposit box!

Divya... i suddenly feel handsome! haehae... and my friend's said you have a sexy figure... those who agree with me please post a comment saying "Divya's Sexy Macham Taxi!"

Rough Dayz

2007-08-26T15:49:00.000-07:00

I've been hit terribly by the Monday bluez. Had dance practice the whole of yesterday so i went to bed at 9.30pm! I felt like a pig sleeping for more than 10hrs so i forced myself outa bed at 7.30.

Its now 8.51 and all i can think about is, 1 and a half more freakin years! ok slightly shorted than that till i get my darn degree!

Ok i lied, all i can think about was 3 more months of uni till the summer holidayz!

Ok i lied, all i can think about was hopefully by Wednesday id get ma car.

Ok im still lying. All i am thinking about is if i can make that 10hrs 12 by stop typing, puting the labtop on ma chair and snuggling into bed.

GOsh i hate Mondays

Ok im lying, gosh i just hate uni. I wish someone could magically do all my work for me. N i that i can slepe all day.

These are the rough dayz of my life..

Oh yeah Yuvz! I cut my hair. Im so upset. I asked for a trim and all my effort in growin ma hair went down the drain cause its short again! N ive got a performance in a month n im gonna look like a retard. Argh. Im depressed now! I wanna sleep! i cant be stuffed with this!

-Divz-

Rocumentary n Documentary

2007-08-25T03:14:00.000-07:00

Why Divya Documentary n Rajan Rocumentary have decided to be such geeks and start a blog.
ps: Note to Divz n Yuvz: Skip no. 3 when reading over
1) We miss each other
2) We hardly catch each other on msn
3) Having a blog by yourself seems like such a loser thing to do. Cause atleast we're reading our blog, who's reading yours u sad sad person who's reading ours right now? yeah u!
4) To spice up the boring world of blogging
5) Cause we're actually that bored
6) Cause u put a 2 infront of 6 you get 26!
7) We dedicate no.7 to one of the reasons we started this blog
8) Side by side we look like the number 8
9) Ok we're just running outa excuses here
10) Cause everyone loves us. Including you, cause uve been reading till no.10! hahahaha